The Carbon Fiber Hammock Bath

There’s no secret about it: I like expensive things.

While Lucius is usually occupied designing new “stuffs” and materials, I make sure that everything finds a use and... use it.

Luckily I’m not the only one who likes expensive things. Why did you think my TDK cape was stolen? Because it was that batsh*t awesome, of course!

But the task of guarding is a difficult one and even the most dedicated soul and body occasionally needs to recover rest watch over Gotham.

So, here at the mansion we rest watch over Gotham in style. In exquisite style.

In a hammock, a hammock on steroids made out of carbon fiber.

A hammock serving at the same time as bath. Because efficiency FTW!

Is it comfortable? More than your bathtub but probably less than your hemp hammock.

Does it have an app? Nope.

But it’s made out of carbon fiber so what’s your point?

Can you be as cool as I am and have one of these and be as cool as I am?

Yup, but that only gives you a bath. It doesn’t come with Selina or Pamela.

You can have one of these at the sweet price of... you may have to enquire.

Because our style ain’t cheap, unlike those pedals in your souped up Honda Civic.