The Almighty Loaf

$LOAF ISN’T JUST A LOAF OF BREAD, IT’S THE LOAF OF BREAD. THE ALMIGHTY $LOAF (ALSO ​KNOWN AS $LOAF BLOKE) IS A WHOLE-GRAIN MEME KING CONSIDERED BY MANY TO BE THE ​VERY DEFINITION OF THE ESSENCE OF GOOD WILL AND FORTUNE, AS WELL AS A DIRECT ​SPAWN OF SOLANA. THE ALMIGHTY LOAF IS THE DEITY OF THE CHAIN AND OUTLOOK OF ​LOAFISM, THE VERY FUNCTION OF WHICH IS TO SEE THE ALMIGHTY LOAF IN CONTROL OF THE ​UNIVERSE AND SOLANA’S MEME PRODUCTIONS, AS WELL AS TO HAVE ALL YEAST BASED ​FOODS AND PRODUCTS RECEIVE THE PROPER BUTTERING AND TOASTING IN PREPARATION ​FOR CONSUMPTION.