Featured on Jun 26th, 2018

Surface Tension Nucleus

The Secret Retro Arcade Coffee Table

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Ew. Coffee tables WITHOUT Windows 10, Anti-Virus software and LED underglow are SO 2017. I'm so conflicted about how I feel about this product, because on the one side it's kind of a ridiculous way to spend $3 Grand, but on the other hand, ARCADE GAYYMEESSS!!!

To me this coffee table SCREAMS "I'm making up for my lack of personality with the moment of SURPRISE MOTHER-FKERS!!! There's an arcade in this table!!!" But I'd ABSOLUTELY be lying if I wasn't the first to line up to play, so I guess I can't really judge now can I?

"The Nucleus control panel pulls out to reveal everything required to re-live your mis-spent youth when it comes to arcade games. Genuine arcade joysticks with access to switch between 4 and 8 way, meaning you can play Pacman and 1942 without compromise. Proper arcade buttons, designed to take a proper bashing from Track & Field. Illuminated trackball – how else do you play Missile Command and Crystal Castles? Plus a spinner for those Tempest and Breakout fans."-source

Did you hear that ... TEMPEST! Growing up my Uncle actually had the full arcade unit of Tempest, If I had access to play in my home, I'd never get anything done!

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