Totally Accurate Battlegrounds

From the makes of Supertruck and TABZ. Comes another sue-able copycat/delayed april fool's joke that will remind you to enjoy the games you play, rather than developing brain cancer from playing countless hours of running simulators that only lets you finish second, everytime.

First, you're greeted with you rag-doll running from explosions in the menu, which you can customize it's features for the mighty price of $0! I hope it'll never have microtransactions, because gambling ruins the fun for everyone (except gaben).

Then you'll want to play the game after spending an hour picking the right color for that shirt. You press ready and boom! 1 more goddamn hour waiting for a match (this is on AS servers though, idk about the others). And then you'll get placed on the map in 2 different ways, the purgatory or the battleground.

The purgatory is where you'll get placed in a match without ever finding anyone and any gun, think of it as getting stuck in a big-ass spawn island with nothing to do but eventually win because you take no zone damage at all. While others gets crapped on by flying walls.

And then the battleground where you'll first land, face-flat to the gound because parachtes are so uncool. Then you'll fight 'till death probably against less than 100 players. Walking to the safe-zone like you're drunk and using akward 90deg scopes used on submarines, fitted on a freaking 1911.

But the best part is pressing G, this goes to show how the game takes itself seriously. By beatboxing like a gangsta.